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MP3 Find Something Beautiful

featuring Andy Shernoff
of the
DICTATORS
Keith Streng and Bill Milhizer
of the
FLESHTONES
and Paul Johnson
of the WAXING POETICS



NER 3033 CD
Colossus Of Destiny

'Find Something Beautiful' from the album 'Colossus Of Destiny" named Coolest Song of the Week by
Little Steven's radio show (Episode 105)
Colossus of Destiny made the Renegade Nation (Little Steven's Underground Garage) Top 15 Releases list of 2004
The album also
made Gary Pig Gold top 10 list of 2004

The Master Plan is everything you'd expected from this New York supergroup. A solid record from top to bottom, and it all ends with a blazing cover of The Eastern Dark's 'Tonight I'm Walking,' one of the more obscure gems from the great wave of Aussie post-punk in the early-mid '80s. - Larry / Carbon 14

Combine mid-Atlantic son Paul Johnson (once Paul Tiers of the Waxing Poetics) with pillars of the New York garage sound community, namely Andy Shernoff of the Dictators, and Bill Milhizer/Keith Streng of the Fleshtones, and you have just what you might expect.  Great guitar work and a straightforward style that pays homage to basement-driven, beer-battered, saxophone-thickened rock n' roll.  If you want pensive lyrics, go to Target. "Colossus of Destiny' starts off with "What's up with That?" and "Better Get Better."  Two 50s style, twangy rockers that highlight the range of The Master Plan with their catchy choruses and restless guitar work.  There are several covers in Colossus, namely the Cadets' "I Got Loaded," which laments "I got loaded (I shoulda got high)." Paul Johnson contributes an aggressive, Ramones-esque "You're Mine" with another infectious chorus and enough out-of-control guitar to guarantee no one would watch this standing still at a live show.  Great song. One of the best tunes in this "side project" release (although the Master Plan's web site assures us it's more than just a side project, with a tour underway this year) is "Find Something Beautiful."  In this catchy, pop-minded tune, we're told: "Time will let you know/ Strike a match and let it go/ If you wanna show/ Then you gotta go/ Find something beautiful/ And set it on fire." One small surprise was the ballad "Just Because," just because, to this reviewer, the song seems to be sung slightly out of tune, and never really gets it back.  However, this is a small upset in an otherwise power-packed release that has much to offer. If Master Plan means what they say about a tour, then count me in.  The energy in Colossus of Destiny proves I'd be sweating from head to toe, covered with beer, and probably arrested by the time it was all over. - Bruno Westover/Left of the Dial

Howzabout the Cramps in a Silly Putty spat with Twisted Sister ("Dead Horse"), the Beach Boys' "Don't Back Down" dragged kicking and screeching into the 22nd Century ("Find Something Beautiful"), a torturedly twanged interlude which injects the lysergic straight [sic!] into Laika's Cosmonauts ("Picketts Charge"), and as if this weren't more than enough already, more-than-stately stabs at "Annie Had A Baby" and even "Just Because," the latter of which pretty well neuters even J. Lennon's version. In other words, just four big galoots busy kickin' it Old School --and doing lots more than merely smoking in the boysroom, believe you me. - Gary Pigold / In Music We Trust

Take two parts Fleshtones (guitarist Keith Streng, drummer Bill Mihizer), one part Dictators (bassist Andy Shernoff) and one part Waxing Poetics (guitarist Paul Johnson) and apparently you get the Master Plan. I guess having two members with shared history means the scales tip in their favor, since the 60s party garage rock of the 'tones is the ruling aesthetic here. Amongst the originals and covers, the best cuts are Shernoff's hard rocking "Find Something Beautiful" (the followup line being "And set it on fire!") and "Kickin' It Old School," but any fan of New Yawk trash pop will likely shimmy and shake to everything here. Michael Toland / High Bias

The kind of tunes that are so good that you think you know them already, that are well played - if possibly too well played! - and rocks just about enough to suggest that a trip to see them in a live setting could reward you with an intense experience. - Paul Marsh / Shindig

Not to be confused with the German death metal supergroup Masterplan, this Master Plan is a garage rock powerhouse headed by two of the leading lights of the old school New York garage scene, Andy Shernoff of the Dictators and Keith Streng of the Fleshtones. Fans of those two bands already have an excellent idea of what 'Colossus of Destiny' sounds like: strippeddown, nofrills rock and roll is the order of the day, but without the Dictators' occasional feints towards heavy metal and the soul fixation of the Fleshtones. (The Original Sins and early'70s Flamin Groovies are good touchstones as well, for true aficionados of the style.) The rockabillytinged "Kickin' It Old School" is the most aptly titled tune, especially considering that '50s RB classics like the Cadets' "I Got Loaded" and Hank Ballard's "Annie Had A Baby" are among the poprocking originals, sounding like they might have if a British Invasionera quartet had added them to their set lists. This album is nothing but fun, with no pretensions towards anything more. - Stewart Mason / All Music Guide (4 star rating)

This is an interesting project featuring members of the Fleshtones and the Dictators. The music is pretty much all over the pop map. There are songs that are closer to the quirky new wave sound of the Cars, others that are closer to the happy go lucky roots sounds of Dave Edmunds and Nick Lowe and plenty of others that fall somewhere in the middle. The majority of songs are band originals and Keith Streng, Andy Shernoff and Paul "Peppermint" Johnson take turns singing lead, usually on their own compositions. The overall tone is upbeat and fun. Clever lyrics in songs such as "What's Up with That," "Kickin' it Old School" and "Find Something Better" help define the type of band this highly talented quartet is. - Edwin Letcher / Garage Beat

Rootsy rock and roll seems to be popping up in everybody's garage these days and it seems to be a game most adroitly played by the old guys, more often than not. Indeed, rock and roll itself looks to be heading the same way (but that's a point of discussion for another place and time). Given that the foregoing is even partly true, why not call on members of two of New York City's finest bands to start your party? Andy Shernoff (the bassman who writes the songs for the Dictators) and Keith Streng (guitarist with theJohn Cale comb-over and longtime member of the Fleshtones) are probably the best-known half of The Master Plan, but that's not where the story ends. Their co-members, Fleshtones drummer Bill Millhizer and guitarist-vocalist Paul Johnson (Waxing Poetics), bring plenty to the table on a baker's dozen of spirited songs. A varied trip it is, with more than vigorous nods to the '50s and a couple of more recent decades. Dashes of doo wop, a trace of surf and overwhelming lashings of goodtime rockin' infiltrate the music of The Master Plan (more a Master Party). This is a musical co-op with Streng, Johnson and Shernoff singing four tunes apiece and one, "Picketts Charge", a supercharged surf instro. "What's Up With That" will be familiar to owners of the last 'Tators album but for mine this version, with its sassy sax and lighter touch, shades it. While purists might decry the Plan's cover of The Eastern Dark's "Walking" for quickening the tempo and tampering with the lyrics, it's the thought that counts. (What about the concept of an The Eastern Dark tribute disc, anyone?). Shernoff's "Find Something Beautiful" (first heard in these parts as a demo) is a blue ribbon winner while "Annie Had a Baby" and "Better Get Better" have the trademark Fleshtones "let's party" swagger written all over them. "Kickin' It Old School", with its surf bass runs, exhortation ot "Let's Get It On" and rock-solid chugging guitars, might be a call to arms . There's no mistaking the Spectorish influence in the girl back-up vocals on "Broken Arrow"., pre-dating the Wall of Sound and assorted firearm offences. It's more goodtime garage than hard-edged rock but with real guitar sparks flying between Streng and Johnson to sate six-string fans. There might be other bands mining the same field, but not many are growing their own as great as this. - I-94 Bar

Some seriously experienced East Coast rock 'n' roll types (Shernoff/Dictators, Streng and Mihizer/Fleshtones and Johnson/Waxing Poetics) get together to throw some rockin' sides onto tape (including a couple or three choice covers). Production is big and bad and echoes the sounds crafted in the individuals other bands. That's right, its kinda a Dictators meets the Fleshtones thing. And if those bands and that crowd is your bag then you will NOT be disappointed. Lots of rockin' guitar and chorus action here kids. Cool. - Charlie P./Mohair Sweets

God Bless Andy Shernoff for pulling together Keith Streng and Bill Milhizer of The Fleshtones and Paul Johnson of Waxing Poetics for an old-school rock 'n' roll session. Heavy shades of Shernoff's Dictators and The Fleshtones, mixed with flavors of surf, '60s garage and '70s glam. Three of the four contribute tunes, including Shernoff's late-Dictators era, "What's Up With That," Johnson's Ramones-y "You're Mine," and Streng's buzzing surf instrumental "Picketts Charge." Not surprisingly, these rock 'n' roll old-timers rework some unusual covers, including Peppermint Harris' "I Got Loaded," Lloyd Price's R&B lament "Just Because," and Hank Ballard's answer-song "Annie Had a Baby." The latter provides particularly fertile ground for the band to Rock. This record is fun from end to end. It's too bad Lester Bangs isn't alive to review it in Creem. - E. Messinger / CD Universe

Supergroup rock&roll that it includes Andy Shernoff of the Dictators, Keith Streng and Bill Milhizer of the Fleshtones and Paul Johnson of the Waxing Poetics. A side-project much gustoso where all and the four our heroes put us of theirs in order to make to take off an indeed pleasant disc. Shernoff ripropone in sauce "Roots" the "Whats' Up With That" of the dictators, plus an other authentic one gioiellino like "Kickin' it Old School". Thirteen songs in all, with some beautiful one cover of classics like "Just Because" (Lloyd Price), "Broken Arrow" (Chuck Berry) and a classic of the Australian POP-garage, "Walking" (Eastern Dark). - Demolition Derby

The music is fun, a blast of '60s garage rock. Everyone but Milhizer is credited with songwriting, which contributes to the variety of this great rock-n-roll record. With all the history in this band, you know some cool covers are going to happen. (...) We get here a version of Lloyd Price's "Just Because" (also recorded by Freddy Fender), "Annie Had a Baby" the answer song to "Work with me Annie", "Broken Arrow" (Chuck Berry) and Eastern Dark's Australian garage pop classic "Walking". - Outsight

While listenin' to the Master Plan's 'Colossus Of Destiny' disc earlier tonight I was again amazed at what a fine disc it is, and at the same time at how just about nobody has noticed so far! The take on "What's Up With That?' beats the 'Tators version by a mile. 'Kickin' It Old School' is one of Andy's finest tunes ever, no two ways about it. And damn if Keith Streng doesn't blasts even more life into 'Walking' than the Eastern Dark ever did ... - Jeroen Vedder / Next Big Thing

Normally these get-together project bands with people who have been playing too long isn't really my cup of tea. Here however we have at least 3 out of 4 that still rocks like shit. Dictators still kicks ass (maybe more than ever!) and the Fleshtones still rocks their 60s retro rock'n'roll in the best possible manner. This is pretty cool too! (...) All in all a great record with some amazing stuff, some really good stuff and a couple of misses. But try and spin the opening track "What's up with that?", "Broken Arrow" or the pop rock masterpiece "Find Something Beautiful" and you're hooked. They should've been touring Europe this spring, but it's been postponed due to the up-coming Fleshtones tour, but 'm sure that's gonna be very worthwhile as well. I'm looking forward to seeing them at the old stomping ground here in Aalborg. Until then: Dig this! - SN / Low Cut (Denmark)
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